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The story of
the most feared dragon in these parts: Samumael
"Many have heard of the feared dragon
Samumael, who never left a knight alive who came to face him. As a matter of fact
anyone who has ever faced him has never returned. His lair is a dark
foreboding cave (which comes standard with your big scary dragon) with smoking
rocks and an extreme amount of heat coming from within.
In all actuality Samumael wasn't really a
terribly cruel dragon. He didn't have an exceptionally bad temper, as a matter
of fact as far as dragons go, he had a sunny disposition on life and was rather
cuddly. (as much as a large scaly beast with razor sharp talons and teeth and
that spits fire can be.) Samumael had one friend. It was his very best friend
and he took him everywhere with him, it was his rubber ducky. There was only one
thing that upset Samumael enough to breathe fire at someone (or eat them which
ever the case may be) It was when someone laughed as they entered Samumael's
cave, or when he came out, because he knew they were laughing at his best
friend, the rubber ducky! (which he named Mr. Squeekers) No one lived after they
laughed at Mr.Squeekers. (Samumael thought that they were making fun of
Mr.Squeekers, when in all reality the problem was that no one could face the
most feared dragon ever once he came out holding a bright yellow rubber ducky.)
So now you know, if you ever face a dragon
holding a rubber ducky named Mr.Squeekers, do not laugh at the absurdity of it,
or it will be the last laugh that ever passes your lips."
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